Every Rocket Shoes Mixtape I’ve ever made for the site is below. You can download each little sucker with the link to the right of each one. Enjoy, friends.
Mixtape 1: Emoting Your Face Off, One Day at a Time (download here)
Mixtape 2: Life Part 26 (I write now for a living) (download here)
Mixtape 3: 808’s and Blind Friend Dates (download here)
Mixtape 4: I’d Makeout With Me (download here)
Mixtape 5: The “C’mon, Anne Hathaway, PLEASE Do It With Me” Mix (download here)
Mixtape 6: Songs That Anyone Can Like Because Scott Stapp Didn’t Sing Them (download here)
Mixtape 7: I can’t play sports good. (but I can play other people’s music really well) (download here)
Mixtape 8: Plaid Is The New Awesome (songs to listen to whilst wearing the 90’s finest) (download here)
Mixtape 9: If I Were Courting Someone, They’d Date The Bejesus Out Of Me After This Mix (download here)
Mixtape 10: Give A White Man The Suburbs, And He’ll Play A Lot Of Jay-Z (download)
Mixtape 11: Say Banana (download here)
Mixtape 12: Like A Hypercolor T-Shirt (download here)
Mixtape 13: It Worries Me That I’m Emotionally Invested In A Television Show About High School Football Players (download here)
Mixtape 14: Hey, Starbucks, It’s Not Okay To Make My Cups Holiday Themed Yet (download here)
Mixtape 15: Technically, A Cat Can Wear Pajamas (Consider This Mix Said Pajamas) (download here)
Mixtape 16: If Doing Your Laundry Were An Olympic Sport, I’m Michael Phelps (download here)
Mixtape 17: Mixtapes The Jewish Way (every goddamn night a new one) (download here)
Mixtape 18: Let’s Make Outlandish and Unachievable New Years Goals That We Will Inevitably Fail At! (Disc 1) (download here)
Mixtape 18: Let’s Make Outlandish and Unachievable New Years Goals That We Will Inevitably Fail At! (Disc 2) (download here)
Mixtape 19: I Should Have A Hoverboard By Now (preferably one that works on water, McFly) (download here)
Mixtape 20: Songs That Don’t Wear Underpants Underneath Their Underpants (download here)
Mixtape 21: Male Pattern Baldness Is The New Menopause (download here)
Mixtape 22: A mix of unused capacity that tends to be critical Critical of itself (download here)
Mixtape 23: Songs That Are Better Than Tiger Woods At Picking Attractive People To Sleep With Them (download here)
Mixtape 24: If You Think A Fake Baby With A Fake Drinking Problem Is You, You Need To Work On Yourself (download here)
Mixtape 25: Songs That Go Well In A Sentence With The Word “Qi” (Disc 1) (download here)
Mixtape 25: Songs That Go Well In A Sentence With The Word “Qi” (Disc 2) (download here)
Mixtape 26: Yes, I Honestly Bribed a Small Mexican Child With A Dinosaur Headlamp (download here)
Mixtape 27: People On Craigslist Don’t Read Good (download here)
Mixtape 28: Hurry Up, I’m Dying (download here)
Mixtape 29: Death By Dinosaur or Bust (download here)
Mixtape 30: A Cat Is Just A Really Small Tiger That Wants To Kill You (Disc 1) (download here)
Mixtape 30: A Cat Is Just A Really Small Tiger That Wants To Kill You (Disc 2) (download here)
Mixtape 31: Songs That You Can Be Gay For Now That It’s Legal (Disc 1) (download here)
Mixtape 31: Songs That You Can Be Gay For Now That It’s Legal (Disc 2) (download here)
Mixtape 32: I’m As Hungry As A Plastic Hippopotamus To Regret My Actions (download here)
Mixtape 33: I’m Good At Listening When I Hear Myself Speak (Disc 1) (download here)
Mixtape 33: I’m Good At Listening When I Hear Myself Speak (Disc 2) (download here)
Mixtape 34: I’m Not A Drunk, I’m An Environmentalist (download here)
Mixtape 35: An Ode To Harry The Hanukkah Groundhog (Disc 1) (download here)
Mixtape 35: An Ode To Harry The Hanukkah Groundhog (Disc 2) (download here)
Mixtape 36: It’s Like A Catalog That Sells Things You Actually Want (download here)
Mixtape 37: A Credit Card Is Just A Carnival For Adults (download here)
Mixtape 38: If I don’t wake up in a hospital again this year, that means I win (download here)
Mixtape 39: Songs That Sound Good When You’re Overanalyzing Crazy People (download here)
Mixtape 40: Even Grown-Ups Wanna Use Red Vines For Straws. (download here)
Mixtape 41: The Internet Is Just A Karaoke Bar And Everyone Is Drunk With A Mic (download here)
Mixtape 42: Shiga. Say It Out Loud. (download here)
Mixtape 43: Learning How To Read Good (download here)
Mixtape 44: It’s always funny to call someone a boob. (download here)
Mixtape 45: If life is Jeopardy, I just selected “Shut the f*%k up” For One Billion. (download here)
Mixtape 46: Songs That Sound Good When Only Four People Listen To Them. (download here)
Mixtape 47: America, I love you and you’re not bringing me down. (download here)
Mixtape 48: Music For A Day In The Life Of The Modern San Franciscan (download here)
Mixtape 49: Songs I Imagine Angry Birds Listen To On Headphones Before Gametime (download here)
Mixtape 50: A Music Festival Is Just A Hipster Football Game (download here)
Mixtape 51: Songs To Say 143 To (download here)
Mixtape 52: It’s Okay For Guys To Watch Sex and the City Because The Word “Sex” Is In The Title. (download here)
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