I don’t need to say much here. It’s pretty clear I’m borderline Stacy from Wayne’s World for Drake.
But this is the new album opener.
And it’s everything I wanted it to be and more.
Lovvvveee youuuu Draaaakkkee….meeeeeaannnnn ittttt!!!
I’M SO WHITE AND WILL BLINDLY LIKE ANYTHING DRAKE DOES.
(that’s all. have a nice weekend.)
Because it’s been like a month since I man-crushed on him.
I just really like that the dude continues to go outlandishly out of his way to make white people love him.
He’s sampling an UNSIGNED indie band. C’MON. That’s like cheating it’s so white person good.
This is gonna be on his new album in October, I guess. Color me retardedly excited.
I’d like to start off this year surprising approximately NO one in a selection I’d like you to dance the new year in with.
It’s funny, it seems to encompass my entire time in San Francisco. I came here on a Peter Bjorn and John bender…and here I am, five or some years later stuck on whiteboy rap at the tail end of my 20’s. Funny how that works. Whatever that is.
But putting the two together sounds pretty fantastic. And you know? I’m hoping people lay off mash-ups here for a bit.
But for now, let’s start the year with some dance your pants off. In a total “no criminal charges” kind of way.
My friend works in PR and she just had to take a trip basically being Drake’s personal escort (I still don’t know what that means Meghan. I kind of hope it means what I think?).
Anyhow. She just hung out with him for a day and, i’m excited to report, informed him she knows his biggest “white boy fan.”
I’m honored, to say the least. It’s not every day you get to tell your current favorite rapper just how white his fan base is.
This song wasn’t on his latest, and it’s produced by Kanye. And it’s better than every song on his album. So color me “what the fuck” confused.
Kanye, in other news, is the largest douchebag who canNOT make a bad beat.
Ok, wait LET ME FINISH.
I know. Drake. I know. He is a Canadian rapper who may or may not have starred on Degrassi. Which is the Canadian street cred equivalent of two white kids from Martha’s Vineyard who are ohokayIcan’tthinkofanythingthatwouldmakeanysense.
But seriously. Listen. He’s talented. I hate that I like him so much. It’s embarassing. I feel like i’m singing “I Want It It That Way” by the Backstreet Boys everytime I’m sitting there mouthing lyrics of this while I’m sitting on Muni. But. Well. I think he’s actually up there with the good ones. You can’t make “clever” up.
You gotta just own up to your “that’s embarassing” sometime.
Mahalo from the hardest act to follow.
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